The Zoomie-Matic: Your Cat's Automatic Laser Tag Collar 🚀

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME FELINE HAPPINESS AND SUDDEN, UNCONTROLLABLE ZOOMIES.

Let's face it. Your cat is a hunter. You are a... person on a Zoom call.

You try your best with feather wands and laser pointers, but your arm gets tired and, honestly, your cat is probably bored. Their inner apex predator is trapped in a domestic fluffball, just waiting to be unleashed.

Stop Being Your Cat's Entertainment Butler. Automate the Hunt!

Enter the Zoomie-Matic. This isn't just a collar. It's a 24/7, wearable amusement park that turns your cat into the action hero of their own movie. It’s the "set it and forget it" solution for a happy, stimulated, and slightly-less-destructive pet.

Why It's a Game-Changer 🤯

⚡ THE SANITY-SAVER CYCLE This collar is smart. It blasts the irresistible red dot for 15 minutes of pure, frantic joy. THEN, it automatically turns off for 90 minutes. This genius cycle prevents over-stimulation and lets your cat rest, recover, and (most importantly) build up desperate anticipation for the next round.

🔋 NO BATTERIES. EVER. Stop searching for those tiny, annoying batteries that die in five minutes. The Zoomie-Matic is fully rechargeable with a standard Type-C USB cable (just like your phone). Less hassle for you, more chaos for them.

🎯 CUSTOMIZE THE CHAOS You are the director of this action scene. The adjustable laser angle lets you control the "arena." Aim it far for full-room, wall-climbing parkour, or aim it close for a focused "floor-level pounce-fest."

😵💫 TWO MODES. DOUBLE THE FRENZY. Don't let them get used to the hunt. Switch between Continuous Mode (a steady, taunting dot) and Flicker Mode (an erratic, frantic strobe) to keep their prey drive in overdrive and their brain guessing.

☁️ COMFORTABLE & LIGHTWEIGHT Your cat will forget they're even wearing it... until the laser turns on. The collar is fully adjustable for a snug, safe, and comfortable fit, so they can focus on the important work: getting the dot.

How It Works

Charge It: Plug it in via USB-C.

Fit It: Adjust the comfy collar to your pet's neck.

Press It: Choose your laser mode.

Walk Away: Go to your meeting. Take a nap. Watch a movie. The collar does all the work.

Stop feeling guilty about your busy schedule. Give your hunter the one thing they crave: an endless, unwindable, and hilarious chase.

Click 'Add to Cart' NOW and prepare to watch the chaos unfold!

Specs & Details

Charging: Type-C USB (Cable Included)

Modes: Continuous & Flicker

Timer: 15 minutes on / 90 minutes off (automatic cycle)

Fit: Fully adjustable strap

Angle: Manually adjustable laser projection